How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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