Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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