honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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