is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
This baby is an asshole
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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