Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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