Quick, to the slutcave!
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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