did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
It's rum buckets o'clock
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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