So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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