Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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