i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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