I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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