Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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