An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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