Can Purell be used as lube?
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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