I need help removing her.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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