I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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