Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
