Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
