There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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