her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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