3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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