Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Slut skills are useful in every country.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Randomize
