That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I need to align my fucking chakras
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