i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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