How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
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