i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
