We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
This beer is not sobering me up at all
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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