You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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