are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
please don't ironically join a cult
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