are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
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