doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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