But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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