if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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