But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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