Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I think your dad took our porno
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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