He is such a slut. More and more my type.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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