around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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