Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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