I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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