I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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