come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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