1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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