Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
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