Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Randomize
