so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
FUCK WHALES
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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