Who wears a wallet chain?!
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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