Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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