Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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