OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
this just has baby written all over it
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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