so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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