the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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