She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Randomize