I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
They have beer where we have blood.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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