Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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