Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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