At least make sure they are 18
Why
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
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