Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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