She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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