i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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